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Interests: yoyos,skateboards, weed,icp,twiztid,phycopathic records,and of course getting laid
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other


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Member Since: 2/4/2006

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

title:oh

yo dee yo wassup doe.

wanna fuck with me

you cant touch me bro

wich is why your so mad

lookin so sad

if it wherent for dat german sheperd

id be yo dad

oh

im so fresh so clean

arive on the scene

wit a shit load of green

you claim to be a G

but you dont know me

ill blow you off tha map a.s.a.p.

just thought yall could use a little taste

so get a taste of the skeet on yo face

oh

peace


Thursday, September 14, 2006

wassup butt pirates. not much here. i finnaly got my home studio made up and yall can start looking for my mix tape around christmas. so what the hells up with yall. im jacking off with shards of glass in my hand. oh yeah daddy likes it rough. anyway i need a bottle to shuv up my ass so ill see yall later. peace


Thursday, August 10, 2006

and now its time for deep thoughts with teddybone

you are ALL ssooo lucky i dont have jedi mind tricks because i would either get my balls licked constantly or id take your stash and you would never remember

all pigs should have super powers. i dont have any reason for that other than so pigs could fly and i could finaly get those girls numbers

parents please stop naming your kids dumb ass names. thats not realy a deep thought just a point.

what happens if you give a turtle cocaine?

what happens if you give a cheeta speed?

thanks for listening have a nice day


Friday, August 04, 2006

Currently Listening
Phatso
By Jamie Madrox
freak out/tearjerker
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yo sup been a minute since i up dated soo now i guess i should write another little messed up poem

whats my name why dose matter

cause you skull im bout to shatter

when your brain is bout to splater

when i pull out my 22 clapper

run through your back doh

clappin makin sound wit a 4-4

screamin... pop on tha po-po

yo yo fuck the fuckin 5-0

u cant understand me

go ahead point yell freak

drenched in cow blood

attack u wit a cow tongue

so much smoke but clear lung

killin baby rabbits for fun

hey fuck bunny fu fu

fuck wit me and i ll shoot you

while im wherein a too too

kill u wit kookoo ninjitsu

token on a bong wit cheech and chong

so i got to say so long

to you through my long dong


Sunday, March 26, 2006

what up yall

lick my balls

its teddybone

runin down the mutha fuckin halls

and i aammm

the son of sam

teddy never gave a fuck

and he still dont give a damn

and this is a free style verse

racein in a hearse

yo im sure to come in first



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